Parke Family: September 2013

Wiped out from her first day of kindergarten.

Recently heard at the Parke Manor

William: Did Heavenly Father hatch us? Mom:uh, no, I think He created us. Will: No. He hatched us.

William: We have to take our books back to the library because they are overdoomed.

Carter: There are three types of Kiwis. The Kiwi bird in New Zealand, the Kiwi fruit and the Kiwi from the ocean. Mom: What Kiwi from the ocean? Carter: You know, its green and slimy and it grows in the ocean and you find it on the beach. Mom: Ohh, you mean Sea Weed!

William while looking at the Key Bank symbol: I think its a key, but I also think its a lion.

While blowing bubbles Carter was trying to help William so he told him to blow "like your kissing Mom".

Brianna: Ahwahhhhhh! My nose isn't working!

William: Mom, I really like spinning on the tire swing because it feels like there is a storm in my belly. Mom: Oh dear, I don't like storms in my belly. Will: Don't be scared, Mom. There isn't any lightning in it.

Mom, will Curious George ever grow a tail?

William: Mom, I don't like fwys (flys) I just like fwies (fries).

William: Ughh, I need help putting on my jammies, I'm getting too oooolldd.

While watching VeggieTales: Will to Carter: Why don't they have pants? Because they're vegetables.

"Wo chow Spiderman" said William. (I am Spiderman in Chinese!! hehehee)

"Mommy, will you teach me more about the temple?"

Carter explaining lightning to Will: "Lightning is like . . . cooking people."

William to Carter: "I'm sorry I hurt you, Megatron."

Carter today said that mommies are strong, but daddies are stronger so I asked him what mommies were good at doing, he said 'cartwheels'.

While watching Star Wars: Where is Darth Mom going?

While driving home in a torrential Seattle rainstorm Carter said, "Mommy, our car is a submarine! Look, I see an underwater stop sign!"

William's favorite phrase: I don't need underwear!

Mommy: What happens to our bodies after we die? Carter: We give them to Jesus.

Parke Family

Friday, September 6, 2013

Kindergarten